The following gem was on craig's list:

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend


I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

Too bad this person is in SF. I would gladly be someone's nemesis. Maybe this guy needs a Dom? Would that be too obvious? Ha!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, You are correct. There are only few dommes in SF that could do this with skill. Their effort would be sincere, but is this guy's?

paladin

Natalya Sadici said...

paladin,

True say. As with many things on Craig's list, this may not be totally sincere. Though it is really fun to think about:) I wonder if this guy is expecting another man to be his nemesis, or would be happier with a woman-if this is sincere.