...there's a circular imprint of a lube bottle on your model releases.
...you nearly slip, fall, and crack your head open on the bathtub(due to repeated
washing of rubber/latex and the lube film that develops)
...your living room, dining area, kitchen, and bathroom all smell like rubber because
of all the garments hanging to dry.
...no matter how much you wash everything you'll always find glitter and fake blood
from performances and shows you've attended.
...all the doorknobs are slippery.
...your phone starts making new noises due to all the lube that's on it all the time.
...it's amazing how soft your skin is!
...your still camera and video camera are slippery.
...trips to the Container Store are made to have extra storage for garments...and you
realize your car now smells like rubber.
...you seriously consider buying stock in Eros Lube. (Do they even have stock
options?)
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