When is rubber bedding acceptable?

Last night a lady friend and I were having a discussion. Since we both are HEAVILY into rubber, we got to talking about rubber bedding. Given my current excursions to parties wearing rubber this season, I decided that rubber bedding isn't the most sleep friendly material in Chicago...it gets really cold in the winter, and, if you don't have central air, extremely hot in the summer. These extremes are quite harsh on rubber.

My lady friend said, "well that shouldn't stop the fun of the bedding!" I agreed...and we brainstormed on a specific slave position. I'm imagining a plush queen size bed outfitted with rubber sheets, inflatable pillows, and a slippery pinstripe duvet. The bedding's purpose is specifically for playing and sexual escapades with lovers. Once the encounter is over, I imagine sliding off the bed and collapsing onto the floor in POB(post orgasmic bliss).

A slave enters to strip and wash the rubber bedding. Said slave would be able to read me extremely well and determine what kind of fresh linens I'd want on the bed. Would I want a satin set? Perhaps the extremely soft bamboo set would be just right...

Either way the slave is completely unobtrusive-not making eye contact, knows just what to do, and has a keen sense of detail.