I love sex toys. My favorite one has been my hitachi magic wand. Everyone tells me that these are supposed to last for ages. I had mine for about five years. The other night I was playing away with my lover. Things were feeling quite lovely...then POP! A few sparks shot of of the toy after the noise. One of the sparks slightly scathed my lover, but I am ok. We were more shaken up then anything.

Sure this is pretty damn hilarious, but I hope no one else has had this issue. Things could have gone much worse. Maybe sex toys should come with expiration dates?

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